To the tune of The Muppet Show opening theme:
It’s time to stop the stupid
It’s time to park the car
It’s time to see some hard facts for exactly what
they are
It’s time to learn some new tricks
And not be such a dink
It’s time to recognize that we’re all on the brink
Why did we do this to us?
We thought we were so great.
It’s like a kind of torture
Seeing idiots procreate.
I'd like to introduce an idea
And one that’s tried and true,
It may make some folks crazy,
But what’s a girl to do?
So let us not be stupid
Why don’t we not be stupid?
It’s time to stop the stupid
On the facts in front of us, no need to discuss, take
a fucking bus, stop making a fuss,
This is what we call Global Climate Change!