Tuesday, 24 December 2024

Shake Some Salt

I’ve run out of nosh

I got nothing in the ‘fridge

That’s a simple fact, mm-mm

I can’t feed my cat, mm-mm

 

To the market I will go

And buy myself some food

And then I’ll start to cook, mm-mm

Then I’ll start to cook, mm-mm

 

‘Cause I’ll keep cooking

Can’t stop, won’t stop cooking

It’s like I got some cumin in my blood

Making everything spicey

 

‘Cause the cook is gonna cook, cook, cook, cook

And the baker’s gonna bake, bake, bake, bake

And I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake

Shake some salt, shake some salt

 

I don’t follow recipes

Use my palm for tsps

It always works out fine, mm-mm

It always tastes divine, mm-mm

 

I’m crushing garlic cloves

I make the dish up as I go

Experimenting is my jam, mm-mm

I’ll add it to the ham, mm-mm

 

‘Cause I’ll keep cooking

Can’t stop, won’t stop cooking

It’s like I got some cumin in my blood

Making everything spicey

 

‘Cause the cook is gonna cook, cook, cook, cook

And the baker’s gonna bake, bake, bake, bake

And I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake

Shake some salt, shake some salt

 

Shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt

 

Hey, hey, hey

Just think, while you’ve been eating fast food and getting sick

And greasy like the Donald Trumps of the world

You could have been eating this great quiche

 


My produce guy brought a new vegetable

That’s like oh my god perfect for a cheesy bake

And to the fella over there with the hella good pear

Won’t you add it to the cake? And then we’ll shake, shake, shake

Yeah, oh oh

 

‘Cause the cook is gonna cook, cook, cook, cook

And the baker’s gonna bake, bake, bake, bake

And I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake

Shake some salt, shake some salt

 

Shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt

I, I, I shake some salt, shake some salt