Other residents of Whoville you never hear about:
Cunty-Loo Who
Who was at least 52
A Ho thru & thru
Why, she'd even do you!
Friday, 6 October 2023
Monday, 7 August 2023
We all know it
Walking down the street on a rainy
day
You feel that familiar twitch
We all know it but we don’t show
it
It’s that shifty bum crack itch.
It starts in the middle with a
little tickle
And it spreads out from there
You clench your cheeks but still
it sneaks
Up and down your puckered derriere.
Your smile’s a rictus, the dread pruritus
Is causing you no pain
But if you don’t choose it, you’re
going to lose it
And go completely insane.
You’re out of options, your anus
throbbing
You crab-walk to a tree
The bears all do it, there’s nothing
to it
They scratch for all eternity.
It’s a clear consensus, you’re not
an ursus
Your butt continues to wail
Unless you’re right bent, there is no treatment
Quite like your fingernails.
Friday, 4 August 2023
Monday, 6 February 2023
I could be lying
I could be lying
When I am crying
I could be telling tails
Out of school
Playing fast
With the rules
I could be,
I could be
But what are the odds
That I'm a fraud?
Well, that's a twist
You'll have to risk
If you want
To be close to me
And you'd better be ready
For an aroma quite heady
Coming from my poop
And from my pee
I'll lick my fur
And I'll purr
As I scratch your furniture
'Cause I'm a cat,
I'm a brat
(Some say twat, so there's that)
And you'll never
Ever
Own me.
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